SHE CAN? GREAT, I’VE BEEN WITHOUT A PASTERY FROM PINKIE SINCE LEST NIGHT, AND I’M STARVEING! *Heads back across the riverbrige and heads towards the Acerage.*
Slashy smiled, still walking with him.
*Groans as he spots a small hoofbeast bucking a smaller tree, but still hd apples.* I GUESS THIS IS IT?
“Actually, that’s Apple Bloom, her little sister.”
WHAT? REALLY? BUT SHE’S TOO SMALL TO BE A REAL HOOFBEAST!
“That’s because she’s young.” Slashy replied.
OH GOG! AND WHY AM I FUCKING INTRESTED IN HER?! GOG-DAMN ME I’M TURNING INTO THAT SO-CALLED “MOLESTIA”!!!!
“No, Molestia doesn’t mess with children.” Slashy replied.
S-SHE DOSEN’T? WHEW…..THEN I’M SORTA SAFE FROM THAT HAPPENING.
AJ: What in tarnation is that thing doing on my lawn?
KARKAT: THING?! SAY THAT IN MY FACE YOU FERGIE DOUCEMUFFIN HOOFBEAST!
“Applejack. Karkat is an alien staying in ponyville!”
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