Slashy

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SHE CAN? GREAT, I’VE BEEN WITHOUT A PASTERY FROM PINKIE SINCE LEST NIGHT, AND I’M STARVEING! *Heads back across the riverbrige and heads towards the Acerage.*

Slashy smiled, still walking with him.

*Groans as he spots a small hoofbeast bucking a smaller tree, but still hd apples.* I GUESS THIS IS IT?

“Actually, that’s Apple Bloom, her little sister.”

WHAT? REALLY? BUT SHE’S TOO SMALL TO BE A REAL HOOFBEAST!

“That’s because she’s young.” Slashy replied.

OH GOG! AND WHY AM I FUCKING INTRESTED IN HER?! GOG-DAMN ME I’M TURNING INTO THAT SO-CALLED “MOLESTIA”!!!!

“No, Molestia doesn’t mess with children.” Slashy replied.