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SHE CAN? GREAT, I’VE BEEN WITHOUT A PASTERY FROM PINKIE SINCE LEST NIGHT, AND I’M STARVEING! *Heads back across the riverbrige and heads towards the Acerage.*
Slashy smiled, still walking with him.
*Groans as he spots a small hoofbeast bucking a smaller tree, but still hd apples.* I GUESS THIS IS IT?
“Actually, that’s Apple Bloom, her little sister.”
WHAT? REALLY? BUT SHE’S TOO SMALL TO BE A REAL HOOFBEAST!
“That’s because she’s young.” Slashy replied.
OH GOG! AND WHY AM I FUCKING INTRESTED IN HER?! GOG-DAMN ME I’M TURNING INTO THAT SO-CALLED “MOLESTIA”!!!!
“No, Molestia doesn’t mess with children.” Slashy replied.
S-SHE DOSEN’T? WHEW…..THEN I’M SORTA SAFE FROM THAT HAPPENING.
“Yeah”
AJ: What in tarnation is that thing doing on my lawn?
KARKAT: THING?! SAY THAT IN MY FACE YOU FERGIE DOUCEMUFFIN HOOFBEAST!
“Applejack. Karkat is an alien staying in ponyville!”
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SHE CAN? GREAT, I’VE BEEN WITHOUT A PASTERY FROM PINKIE SINCE LEST NIGHT, AND I’M STARVEING! *Heads back across the riverbrige and heads towards the Acerage.*
Slashy smiled, still walking with him.
*Groans as he spots a small hoofbeast bucking a smaller tree, but still hd apples.* I GUESS THIS IS IT?
“Actually, that’s Apple Bloom, her little sister.”
WHAT? REALLY? BUT SHE’S TOO SMALL TO BE A REAL HOOFBEAST!
“That’s because she’s young.” Slashy replied.
OH GOG! AND WHY AM I FUCKING INTRESTED IN HER?! GOG-DAMN ME I’M TURNING INTO THAT SO-CALLED “MOLESTIA”!!!!
“No, Molestia doesn’t mess with children.” Slashy replied.
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SHE CAN? GREAT, I’VE BEEN WITHOUT A PASTERY FROM PINKIE SINCE LEST NIGHT, AND I’M STARVEING! *Heads back across the riverbrige and heads towards the Acerage.*
Slashy smiled, still walking with him.
*Groans as he spots a small hoofbeast bucking a smaller tree, but still hd apples.* I GUESS THIS IS IT?
“Actually, that’s Apple Bloom, her little sister.”
WHAT? REALLY? BUT SHE’S TOO SMALL TO BE A REAL HOOFBEAST!
“That’s because she’s young.” Slashy replied.
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SHE CAN? GREAT, I’VE BEEN WITHOUT A PASTERY FROM PINKIE SINCE LEST NIGHT, AND I’M STARVEING! *Heads back across the riverbrige and heads towards the Acerage.*
Slashy smiled, still walking with him.
*Groans as he spots a small hoofbeast bucking a smaller tree, but still hd apples.* I GUESS THIS IS IT?
“Actually, that’s Apple Bloom, her little sister.”
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SHE CAN? GREAT, I’VE BEEN WITHOUT A PASTERY FROM PINKIE SINCE LEST NIGHT, AND I’M STARVEING! *Heads back across the riverbrige and heads towards the Acerage.*
Slashy smiled, still walking with him.
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*Karkat was huffing his stress on his usual sitting place on one of the briges in Ponyville. He looked a bit mad, but also a bit…
*Was getting flustered.* WHY ARE Y-YOU LICKING ME?
“To get you used to kissing!” Slashy replied.
I TOLD Y-YOU….I DON’T D-DO KISSMASIS…..W-WHY IS THIS S-SO GOOD TO F-FEEL?
“Because puppy and dog kisses are the best things in life~!” She replied.
WHAT’S A DOG, OR A PUPPY FOR THAT MATTER? ARE THEY LIKE ALL THESE HOOFBEASTS? *Waves over towards alot of ponies milling about.* A-And if they do this sort of kissing, then It’s a good thing….
“I look like a dog. Go meet Applejack. She has a dog.”
APPLEJACK? AIN’T THA A DRINK THAT GAMZEE DRINKS BECIDES FAYGO? NEVERMIND….CAN YOU LEAD ME TO HER?
“Just go to the place with all the apple trees.”
UH……OK. *Get’s off his sitting place and heads into town towards Sweet Apple Acers.* NEED SOME FOOD FIRST.
“Applejack will give you some food.” Slashy replied, walking beside him.
